This is the show I always wanted to put together for the City Bar. I had the dog and pony all lined up but the scantily clad dancing girls got a better offer (a much better offer) elsewhere... and I just flat didn't trust that S.O.B. with the lasers.

Actually I just got really bored one Saturday night while my wife was off climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro (really!) and I was stuck working in St. Petersburg. I have just enough skills with PhotoShop to get myself killed.