CONTACT???
Listen, pal, let's get one thing straight right off. I'm a misanthropic recluse, OK? I rabidly value my privacy. In fact, I'd feed my own grandmother (rest her soul) to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal to keep it sacrosanct.
So you just git on outta here or Spike here will bite your leg!
OK OK
My wife says that's really very anti-social of me. So you can send me e-mail if you want. Unless you are one of those bottom-feeding scum-sucking spammers, in which case Spike! Kill!
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